I Will Find You, Annoy You & Sell You Insurance

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I don’t know who you are, and I don’t care if you have a friend in the business. If you’re looking for understanding, I can tell you that I don’t have any empathy. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills acquired over a very long & brutal hiring process that allows me to offer attractive, sultry even, rates for your home and auto insurance that makes me a wet dream for new homeowners like you.



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