Hey, my name is Tony.
I’m a:
Best-selling author, humorist, senior copywriter and small business owner.
Sorry for the mouthful.
All of the jobs I’ve ever had revolved around one thing: “Words.”
How to write them. How to say them, and how to use them to make connections. It has become my livelihood.
I started off my career doing something I never thought I would do, sales.
As someone who was shy, short, and soft-skinned, the constant rejection I faced during outside sales was perhaps the best therapist I ever had.
It turned an introvert into an extrovert. It made a weak man strong. It taught me about human nature and was the single best training for copywriting I ever had.
Over the course of my sales career, I’ve sold to hundreds of companies, been rejected thousands of times, and tallied up millions of dollars in sales. While I loved the thrill of selling and the people I met – I needed an escape. It was writing –the only way for me to make sense of the chaos.
I started writing comedy in 2015, and I haven’t looked back since. Once I learned you could get paid to sell through writing – I made the switch to copywriting- it was the best decision I ever made.
Chances are, you may have read and even thrown away my work. I’m the guy responsible for the junk mail from one of America’s largest companies.
Today, I’m a marketing manager and own a freelance copywriting business. But at my core, I’m the same guy I’ve always been –
A comedian at heart whose favorite thing is a well-timed joke or an ill-timed fart.
When writing, I focus on three main topics:
Stories to make you laugh.
Stories to help you live better.
Stories to make you more persuasive.
And sometimes all three at the same time ;)
At the end of the day, I'm trying to do the best I can with the tools I got, and I try to bring all facets of me to the paper... not just a specific niche.
My big dream is to make it as a fiction author, and I'd love to have you along for the ride.
That said, thank you so much for reading, I can't tell you how much it makes my day.
You rock.
- Tony
P.S.
Want to work with me? Want me to write for you?
Shoot me an email: Anthony@anthonyrobertagency.com
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