Comedians use it all the time. — Picture this: It’s 6:30 PM, and you’re hours into a wedding. The reception is over, the drinks are flowing, and Cupid’s letting his arrows fly. But at this wedding, you’re not just some Joe Schmo at table 26 getting by on deep drinks and shallow chit-chat. You’re at the big…

What kind of party you havin? — You stumble into the sub shop. The doorbell’s chime rings in your ears. Standing behind the counter is a husk of a man who looks like he had one too many acid trips. His long black hair grows around a bald spot, supported by a tie-dye bandana wrapped around his…

Call it the American in me, but I thought I could have my cake, eat it too and even come back for seconds. — The best teacher in life is Mother Nature… Do you remember those school days when we had to learn about birds? One minute they’re these adorable, featherless puffballs, all snuggled up in their nest. And then… Like a playground bully on a sugar high, the mama bird swoops in and…

By embracing the duality of your talents, you can become a more balanced person. — My buddy Adam is a guy you’d probably love to hate. He’s a self-made millionaire at 30, owns a penthouse in NYC (yes, that NYC), and lives a so seemingly perfect life; you’d wish he would spill mustard on his shirt every now and again to prove he’s still human. …

It’s Christmas Eve when you hear a boom — It’s Christmas Eve. The candles are wax puddles, the company has gone home, and you feel the cool weight of the bed’s blankets press up against your legs. Your face eases into a smile. Today was a good day. As you close your eyes and wait for the sandman to…

Something to gobble about — The Turkey Trot Did some maniac wake up and suggest a 5K run on Thanksgiving morning? Gross. Channel your inner 2003 and slap on a pair of Heelys. Sure, you won’t win any style points, and you might lose a few friends, but hey, you won’t be running either! Political Discussion So, you’d rather not…

Say what? — Picture this: It’s 11 PM, and you’re aimlessly scrolling on Instagram when an ad hits you like a freight train. Before you is young money — a 24-year-old kid holding a phonebook-sized wad of cash ̶b̶r̶a̶g̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ explaining how he made 10,000 in less than a month. You feel slightly annoyed…

Drinks are free — It’s not just a run-down hotel bar in Erie, Pennsylvania; it’s a nightclub. Brace yourself as salsa fever catches fire and burns the Bud Light away. Don’t worry about the doorman; there’s barely a door. It’s not just a run-down hotel bar in Erie, Pennsylvania; it’s entertainment. Gather ‘round the…

Simple, but not easy way to start earning money on autopilot — Like you, I want to be rich. To never worry about money. To have true freedom: With my money. With my time. With my life. And while I’m not bathing in gold coins or diving into pools filled with Jello… Yet, I have discovered a truth that has helped me…